Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
逃生舱左躲右闪三俩下就给密集的陨石撞得遍体鳞伤，等到人一出舱反而毫发无损，科幻窟窿姑且不论。
好看好看，中国元素过多了哈哈哈，看得出来很有诚意，而且是不出意料的大团圆结局，挺好，搞笑动画电影整那么多煽情干嘛。
如果你希望看一部无厘头的喜剧，就像麻花之前的很多电影那样，那你肯定要失望。
最让我感到共情的是其中的「孤独感」，人活着是为了什么？是为了有人爱，有爱的人。如果全宇宙只剩下我一个人，那我活着还有什么意思；但幸好，宇宙还有一个你，那我就拥有了和宇宙对抗的勇气。沈腾这次的表现突破很多，小人物也可以成为大英雄，这次给全人类带去生之希望的，不再是什么赫赫有名的大人物，他只是个普普通通的人，像你我一样，心里装着一个喜欢的人。
小黄人强力回归！我从开头笑到结束！还跟着一起跳了舞！
整部片子看起来的确没啥毛病，但仔细想想，在电影院确实全程都没把我逗笑。故事没什么奇思妙想，更像是有个流水线模板硬往里面套，后期剪辑也是那套麻花式的惯用风格，没吃过这套的观众倒是会挺喜欢的。也不是说不能弄个悲尾，但是这种碰巧得无与伦比的悲剧实在是见过太多了。袋鼠也很普通，月亮也很普通，陨石也很普通，什么都很普通。
音乐特效画面都一流。故事弱，英雄主义没有流浪地球有说服力和感染力。导演能力一般，独角戏和群像戏拍的都挺干瘪的。煽情过多，节奏也差。包袱和梗没啥意思。沈腾演技没的说，就是胖的有点油了，显得舔狗舔的有点猥琐了，马丽演技单一，hold不住冷面心热的女上司。群像里除了致敬流浪地球的兄妹，一个有台词的女角色都没有。呵呵。让我真心发笑的点只有给袋鼠配音那一处，剩下都不是真的好笑。
求求麻花放过谐音梗，放过喜剧，放过电影。好好的喜剧，偏偏要煽情，煽NM呢
不太好笑，反而很煽情。
这不电影的视觉效果简直惊艳到我了，宇宙星空、特效好美，答应我一定要去电影院感受一把 。
小黄人系列专治各种不开心。这部加的中国元素有点杂而不精，不过直接中文歌也是没想到的。
“我有一个好消息和一个坏消息”，现在听到这句话就想笑哈哈哈，以前咋就没觉得有这么魔性。。。
科幻质感与视听语言都挺不错，开心麻花在视觉上进步飞速。很多笑料不仅仅依赖于台词与肢体，通过镜头语言完成。自我营救的主干部分做得也挺完整。不过，这个剧本囿于商业喜剧大片的调性，没能开发出更多可供回味的空间。将一个受难之人塑造成宇宙英雄，这个立意背后有着对人类生存力的莫大反讽。影片对此没有深挖。将末日人类塑造成“丑角”，贡献着没有痛感与残酷感的笑料；而独孤月得知真相后，也只提供了一段拉长的、意味深长的笑容。所以，独孤月只怕还是成了另一个二舅。国产科幻这么拍下去，宁浩的《疯狂的外星人》的地位会越来越高。PS：片尾字幕特别鸣谢了高申、刘露，所以没在剧作上帮上啥忙？
影片前半段爆笑点密集，各种梗层出不穷，还有许多致敬，还顺手“恶搞”了许多麻花喜剧。后半段更偏励志和动作，场面很大！沈腾马丽组合真的很稳，特别是沈腾，基本上一个人的独角戏hold住了整部影片，控制着观众，该哭哭该笑笑该闹闹……
根据韩国国民级漫画家赵石的漫画改编，这点望周知，麻花喜剧，本质都是闹剧，和黑色幽默搭不上边，和讽刺喜剧更是靠不上谱，（是的《不要抬头》相比他实在过于高级了）他们从来就没打算赢得人们在智力上的尊重，只求产出博君一笑式的春晚小品级段子，科幻这种在我看来需要一定逻辑和严谨性的题材类型，于麻花而言就是换个舞台去表演，本质不变，这片的核心是个人的重要性，马丽正儿八经的说：谁也不值得被牺牲，但现实好像离这个说法实在过于遥远，原谅我实在无法入戏在此核心下的剧情发展，它是那么的浮于表面，那么的夸夸其谈，当然值得夸的也有两点，视效部分看得出是下了本花了心思的，沈腾的独角戏喜剧表演也是无可指摘的，当然除了沈腾，其他人都是纸片人式的工具，说笑就一起笑说哭就一起哭，地球部分的戏简直可以完全删除。
沈腾每次得意洋洋地说一句话，我就已经在等他下一秒出洋相了。然后下一秒，他就真的出洋相了。如此还笑得出来的，应该平时工作压力确实挺大吧。
很套路，好像拿着之前几部的设定去创造出的这部电影。没什么新意，典型爆米花电影。冒险的常规套路，而且还是很港式动作冒险电影套路，可以叫小黄人之我是成龙。里面的中国元素也很典型，说把中国的龙变成反派，但是这部电影反派就是主角啊😂，而且最后主角也是用中国功夫打败的。所以也不知道为什么这部片为什么不在内地上映，可能因为这次主角还是个小孩就干坏事？总的来说，瑕不掩瑜。好笑是真的好笑，小黄人也很可爱，但是剧情一般。小黄人这次多了个技能就是卖萌～
感觉一般，看得出来想讨好中国，出现的中国元素也比较正面，就是怎么让生肖做反派呢…
优点：能看出来这电影花心思了，有笑点，整体电影氛围蛮好的，挺多观众都在笑。
就是一出科幻逻辑非常不严谨的闹剧，几乎是沈腾一个人的solo秀，剧情十分扁平，可预料的发展方向，可猜到的喜忧参半，华语喜剧电影太喜欢笑中带泪来烘焙，但文本一开始估计都是以悲剧构思下笔，喜剧桥段后续添砖加瓦，导致笑料扎堆但程式化明显，所以往往前后割裂感也严重，给人一种“又要煽情（升华）？”的白眼嫌弃，这样的剧本也只有自带幽默感的演员来诠释增加说服力，否则就是一盘烂泥散沙，月球生活与清障π+（新冠）以颓废摆烂和光芒万丈的差异性塑造，特效虚头巴脑但袋鼠令人眼前一亮，开心麻花这回算是下足功夫，背景冲出地球，但喜剧边界的拓展还在原地招手，一切都像在二手市场淘来的。★★☆
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