Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
开场的偷盗就是克鲁尼11罗汉的场景，还算有点儿意思。
狼和两个女性角色设定很可爱，其他角色略显平淡。画风有点过于明亮没在我审美点上，几帧漫画效果很喜欢。笑点不错，有很多cheesy瞬间但剧情对于动画片来说足够丰富了（再复杂点小孩就看不懂了。给狼宝加一颗星🥺
绝大部分人这一辈子需要破处两次，一次靠自己，一次靠上帝。
三星半。近些年美国商业电影盗匪元素+人物反转已经成为标配，虽然目前这个模板依旧有效，但是一眼看的到头的走向还是消解了开头几分钟的新颖，被社会分配好坏人角色的主角们抛出来的道德质问也一如既往的被简单的真善美口号偷换并假装解决，不过指望做生意的生意人来回答问题多少是难为他们了，图一乐就完了，而且对于目前国内萧条的电影市场来说，这确实是一个很不错的选择。
保罗·索伦蒂诺终于也拍了属于他的《阳光灿烂的日子》，意大利只属于他，他也只属于意大利。
节奏很快，无厘头风格的盗亦有道好蛋联盟，值得寻味的是，鲨鱼角色从哈利奎因开始一直都是蠢萌状态，这种反差萌反而能起到更好的喜剧效果。
还是更怀念早期的索伦蒂诺。另外对他弃用Teho Teardo一直怀恨在心
看评论里一帮说致敬这个致敬那个片的，连这么明显的模仿GTA和看门狗都看不出来，再次坐实不玩游戏=没文化的事实。 一部被大大低估了的片子。
感觉不是给我这个年龄段看的。。。太幼稚了😂
当不再于华贵的巡游形式间穿插空洞哲语或情节景观，回到个人童年记忆的索伦蒂诺竟会表现得如此无从入手，纵然有真情流露的时刻，但在依然无法完全丢弃的繁琐的形式美学下，这场乡愁被蒙上了一层厚厚的包装和掩饰，无法真的透过这些历史的碎片从曾经的他身上看到如今的他，或者说，在作品中一如既往的因对昔日意大利电影荣光的笃定而流露出的盲目骄傲和自我，令他彻底迷失在了幻象与真实之中，当需要方向的指引时，反而前辈大师们的名字仅仅成为了创作上的解释或注脚，极力同费里尼画等号还为时尚早且是非常可笑的，请先学会珍重自己的回忆，无论是现实还是梦境。
主角造型和《疯狂动物城》的尼克狐和朱迪兔有点类似，整体比较平淡，但在春天去一次电影院真是难得啊！
摄影辽阔通透，讲究构图，画面光鲜亮丽，配乐悠扬，富有意大利特色的笑点和元素，里面的剧情很丰富和连贯。楼上邻居的厚爱使命令我震惊，女儿角色设置的小玩笑，少年成长的别样经历，是一部很美的电影。
挺难看的，太太太套路了，智商很低。给CP加一星，确实好像鲁邦三世，峰不二子类坏女人是我喜欢的设定。
所以三星吧。
以为会是《疯狂动物城》的感觉，结果……还是有好些失望的……剧情倒是有不少反转，人物设定却不在我的点上，画风有点过于多元了，总觉得哪里怪怪的，又好像缺少点什么，总体来说一般般吧……
走到五月才恍然意识到旧历开年来这还是第一次进百丽宫。深刻共情1930s的人们为什么那么痴迷好莱坞，现实已经如此凛冽，在银幕上就放肆笑吧。美式幽默开心到令人落泪，狐狸白切黑，灰狼黑切白，反派“救猫咪”理论。狼的魅力唤醒我BEASTARS时期痴迷雷格西的记忆。5.1（记得去年今日在成都不散看了《秘密访客》）
也是拿电影写回忆录啊。不过话说，有点沉溺在自怜自艾里了。
可以看，但没必要… 大盗狼先生遇到骗子狐尼克，不知会是什么故事。
最欢乐的是开场那段，旁边的人笑的全场最开心！
一开始坏的表现不深刻。
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