Set in an unspecified French village, the locals are shocked when a group of girls skinny dipping in the nearby lake (all very tastefully done I hasten to add) are killed by a group of zombiefied Nazi soldiers, that spring up out of the waters and drag them down to their demise.
A couple of detectives are brought in to try and solve the mysterious murders, only to end up as the zombies next victims. It turns out that during the war, the French resistance ambushed and killed a squad of German soldiers and dumped the bodies into the nearby lake, but failed to take notice of any of the local superstitions (never a wise move). Although, seeing as this film appears to be set in the early 80's, why it's taken so long for them to emerge and start killing people is a bit of a mystery, but there you go.
Not-with-standing, the villagers quickly organise a lynch mob to take down the zombie menace, only to end up being decimated by the undead soldiers, who's 'convincing' zombie make-up basically consists of green paint, which doesn't even cover the whole of the actors faces and keeps washing off in the lake.
There's also a bizarre sub plot about one of the zombies visiting his former daughter, who strangely still looks all of 12 despite the fact she should be in her 40's if she was born near the end of the war, but then since when did logic ever come into these films? Such as why do their uniforms still look almost new despite being underwater for 40 years, or how come the skinny dipping girls are only knee deep in the water when viewed from the lakeside, yet appear to be swimming in 12 feet of it from the underwater shots?
Bad acting, naff zombie make-up (the aforementioned green face paint), painfully obvious underwater shots filmed in a swimming pool, not to mention the plot inconsistencies bigger than the aforementioned lake itself. Low budget doesn't even begin to describe this film, which quite unbelievably was directed by respected Eurohorror director Jean Rollin, albeit under the pseudo name J A Laser.
That's not to say the film isn't without merit. I bust a gut laughing at the thoroughly ridiculous scenes of the zombies attacking the naked young girls, and the equally ridiculous slapstick battle with the angry villagers. Utterly hilarious, grab the six pack and the popcorn and have a blast!
世界最大三次种族灭绝：1、屠杀美洲原住民；2、贩卖黑奴；3、德国最终解决犹太人。其他都是小巫见大巫。
大概就是法西斯们围在一起，严肃认真的用客观，科学以及高效的方式处理掉活着的犹太人，以及如何转移和已成功清理犹太人地区贺电汇报。死了多少脑细胞…
会议上各部门的头头为了自身利益相互博弈，会议召集者为了达到目的软硬兼施。与会者在一番讨价还价，让利得利之后，终于达成一致。
最可怕的是，如此严谨高效秩序的会议，是在讨论种族清洗。
那厢的春晚，徒留一地吐槽……
一次关于“human are just number”的清零行动会议
神笔马良的日本版，对我这种观众，算不上特别有意思或者新颖的设定。但是对成年人获救后指责小新和争先恐后地逃跑的情节挺在意的，年龄这个东西和三观真没有什么必然联系，有些人吃的盐比我吃的饭都多，过的桥比我走的路都多，不还是没办法过好自己的一生吗？
希望我们永远内心里都有一个长不大的五岁的野原新之助
好电影！从未想过这竟然是看起来如此“normal”的一个会议。如果忽略议题，参会者，这些历史上臭名昭著的纳粹分子们，表现的也是如此“normal”，和工作中的我们自己又有什么不同呢？让人反思在时代、民族、国家、社会角色的重重背景之下，什么才是对的？人要有“身而为人”的坚持。
至今没想明白为什么纳粹对犹太人问题如此耿耿于怀？根源难道真的是希特勒本人对犹太的深恶痛绝吗？可是这么病态的想法，为什么在1920s还能够有如此多的受众？就算普通民众容易忽悠，但这些纳粹高层不乏高级知识分子啊。难道他们对犹太人的最终解决，更多是在迎合元首的vision吗？二战1942年德国每况愈下，把这些解决犹太人的人力物力投入到战场上，不好吗？但转而又想，这场战争本来就建立在反犹基础上。
混淆是非颠倒黑白丧尽天良冠冕堂皇
其实涂鸦王国的设定，刚一听到就觉得一定藏着虐点了。
很多眼熟的演员，你德是不是真的只有二十个演员，最眼熟的当属那个处处唱反调儿的博士，哟！您老不是巴比伦柏林里那个炒股失败闹了一出自杀大戏的警长吗？
2/12/2022 大人永远都只会逃避和推卸责任 最后肥嘟嘟左卫门化成水中倒影和小新说话有点子感动
严重过誉。。看得出来小新系列想重现大人帝国时期的风采，诚意地改编了臼井仪人的漫画原著，无奈剧作问题太多，配角们彻底崩了，涂鸦王国那么多可以做戏的人物一个没用上，佑真太多余了！按理说，重要配角围绕野原家/春日部防卫队/涂鸦勇士/佑真/涂鸦王国公主国王和大臣这几个之一着重展开就好，本片配角太散太乱，结果一个都没讲好。可惜了涂鸦娜娜子和肥嘟嘟左卫门，两人的牺牲因剧作原因出彩度大减，死得很敷衍，本可以做得更出彩的人物平面而刻意起来，让人失望。用小孩的眼光来展现成人世界的苦涩和悲剧色彩一直是小新的特色，可惜近几年无可避免地沦落为彻底子供向的产品orz二十年前的蜡笔小新剧场版可能已经是这个系列的巅峰了。。
这次的故事有点神笔马良的感觉，小新的TV动画一直在播出，我却有很多年没有看过了，唯独剧场版是每年都看。小的时候看小新，觉得他好调皮，一点儿都不听话，现在看小新，发现他真的是一个懂事又善良的孩子啊！剧场版的质量一直很稳定，每年都会被感动一次。让我看一看，明年的剧场版是什么主题呢？值得期待。
防卫大臣是个帅哥～
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希望我们永远内心里都有一个长不大的五岁的野原新之助
美伢担心小新，娜娜子和不理不理左卫门。
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